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[31 Jul 2007|07:11pm]
hey world.
ummm, livejournal, whoohoo?
my cuz's are in town and Kevin is here too so im excited and going bowling with them tonight.
300 just came out.
ummm, so lets see...

i dont know how to do these things anymore. im so lost.

(3 People | Should Die)

jesus christ, its LJ [25 Jun 2007|01:16am]
i havent done one the these in forever.
how is, you know, the world?

(13 People | Should Die)

[21 Aug 2005|02:16pm]

i found all this REALLY funny stuff on Chad's Myspace and want to share it with the majorityCollapse )

(24 People | Should Die)

[27 Jul 2005|11:47am]
Well, yesterday was AMAZING
Evan has to be one of the coolest kids i have ever met
WELL... went to see the grandfather yesterday out east, mom let me drive to Evan's house
got there around 4, and played some Counter Strike
than we went to Checkers downtown, there was a black guy with a gun, uh ho
i couldnt spill on my suit, it was scary
anyway, than we went to Booker High School and filled a garbage can up with water from a hose we found
than we conviently climbed to the roof of Booker and i conviently took a piss
than we climbed down and turned off the hose...
than we drove to SHS and found tennis balls
than we drove to the North Bridge and picked up the lovely Miss Sherwood
we drove to Suzi's house and hung out there for a long while
drove back to Sarasota and went east to drive down random backroads and potentially hit animals
we went to CVS and ran over a bug
than to WALMART
we hung out there for like...45 minutes, ugh
i hate Walmart
but we bought sleeping pills and i tested deoderent
well, dropped Kari off about an hour late, and went to Evan's hoose
and he kicked me out for awhile and i walked up and down his street a billion times
i pissed on a fire hydrant, memorable
than we took our pills and eventually fell asleep

woke up, went to PV, amazing
got a locker for Kari, myself and a certain Jen Nizolek
went out to brekkist with Leah, Evan, and Suzi
i owe Leah money and a present
i need money

Tonight im forcing Kari to come and eat dinner at my house
Alex and Jared will be there...
FUN FUN

(7 People | Should Die)

[25 Jul 2005|11:05pm]
You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one they were gone
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message, something's out there
Floating in the summer sky
Ninety-nine red balloons go by

Ninety-nine red balloons
Floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
As ninety-nine red balloons go by

Ninety-nine decisions treat
Ninety-nine ministers meet
To worry, worry, super scurry
Call out the troops now in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it, boys, this is war
The President is on the line
As ninety-nine red balloons go by

Neunundneunzig Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich für schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen: Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer hätte das gedacht?
Daß es einmal so weit kommt
Wegen neunundneunzig Luftballons
Neunundneunzig Luftballons

Ninety-nine dreams I have had
And every one a red balloon
It's all over, and I'm standing pretty
In the dust that was a city
I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here
Here it is, a red balloon
I think of you and let it go

(4 People | Should Die)

[25 Jul 2005|04:05pm]
I'M GAY!

(15 People | Should Die)

[01 Jun 2005|10:56pm]

I LOVE U LIZ!

ur the best cyber-girlfriend a guy could have

will u marry me?

(11 People | Should Die)

[21 May 2005|04:45pm]
If any of you mofos get a link thing om AIM from me...
Dont like...click on it
Virus...
Shit

(20 People | Should Die)

[22 Apr 2005|05:55pm]
i love men
and men love me
thats just the way it is.

(25 People | Should Die)

[10 Apr 2005|03:55pm]
well, as punishment i had to clean out the garage....but i got paid $10 an hour for doing it *cha ching*
my parents kinda grounded me... but only for a weekend
my parents need to get better punishments... seriously
i'd pierce my ears, lip, and tongue if this was gonna be the punishment
(i wouldnt do any of that, thats just gross...belly button is hott but not on guys cuz guys arent hott)
well, parents are going out again for the third night in a row...
that means im gonna have a personal party... alone
*lonely*
well, i get to do some serious hardcore reading (woot woot)
uhhh...i feel like shit...is this normal?
i feel bad about betraying my mom... just wont do it again, solution established
i began writing a book, i havent written anything serious in forever so my new thing is kinda rough around the edges but if anyone wants to read it and tell me it sux than give me ur e-mail address...
i gotta smooth out grammar and word choice first
well...
fuck, someone call me!!!!
no1 ever calls me, all i want to do is fucking talk becuz my life is more boring than a cube!!!
302-3027!!!!
*give me a fucking call*
*cant wait for April 13th*
*I miss her so much*

(1 People | Should Die)

[31 Mar 2005|07:16pm]
well, i9 had an amazing day today, Saramaile and Oi hung out in her room and mine and watched movies all day, close to the best thing ever, we waTCHED THE MOVIES AS FOLLOWED....

Ferris Buller's Day

(4 People | Should Die)

[13 Mar 2005|02:34pm]
[ mood | Addicted ]

Im Hopelessly Addicted

(2 People | Should Die)

[13 Mar 2005|01:34pm]
I control Dave and his livejournal.

Muhahaha.

-Suzi

(Should Die)

[13 Mar 2005|12:35pm]
[ mood | Crack Some Caps ]

Im in the middle of a
Reformation

(5 People | Should Die)

[13 Mar 2005|12:19am]
[ mood | Hyper as a Butt Monkey ]

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped People, make handicapped faces,

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear Fucking Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Cassavetes,
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that asshole,
And it turns out it was him,
What an Asshole

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE

I'm an asshole, and I'm Proud of it!

(2 People | Should Die)

Boots, Damn Straight [09 Mar 2005|06:10pm]
[ mood | Booty ]

Boots

What kind of shoe are you?

(10 People | Should Die)

Hahaha, Goth.....Hahahaha [09 Mar 2005|06:06pm]
[ mood | Not Goth, but ok ]





Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You?
quiz.

(1 People | Should Die)

[08 Mar 2005|10:26pm]
[ mood | Un-dieted ]

Im gonna go pass out due to
MALNUTRITION

(19 People | Should Die)

[07 Mar 2005|06:26pm]
Dont pretend u know who i am....
that really pisses me off..
Especially when u dont take the time to find out

(7 People | Should Die)

[06 Mar 2005|05:06pm]
Im Freakin In Love!!!

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